Former Playboy Bunny/centerfold and current high priced whore Loredana Jolie is now accusing Tiger Woods of preferring a different sort of putter.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up – he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”
How dare you suggest I’m just glomming onto this as a lame pretext to post pictures of a scantily clad Blonde Hottie! Ahem…
And now on with the linkfest…
Nick Griffin EU Speech on Haiti
Invade the world, invite the world in action
Celebrating Insane Alienated Anti-Heroes
Missouri’s recent “Castle Law” empowers citizens, saves lives.
A3P, the MLK Money Bomb, and real White Advocacy
The worst person I think I have ever seen?
Catholics finally connecting the dots?
Jobs for Men First
More rule 5 goodness…
* SI VIS PACEM continued the Frazetta exploration.
* The Sundries Shack joined the parade of fishy puns.
* American Power pointed to a Penélope Cruz interview at Interview.
* Berman Post has a YouTube clip about Roxxxy, which is not exactly what I think Rule 5 Sunday is about, but YMMV.
* Howlin’ Hobbit posts himself on ukulele, sporting a fez, and flying us all to the moon. If you dig around his blog, you’ll discover my personal, minor connection to this cat. Great stuff.
* Dustbury goes retro, while keepin to the leg/heels shtick, with Anne Jeffreys.
* Three Beers Later has wet, soaking, Selma.
* The Daley Gator considers Anne Hathaway a motive for watching the Oscars. I don’t want to let on about my reaction to her on Leno, but let’s say there is copious room for improvement mentally. Oh, you were watching the Oscars muted? Check.
* Amber Lee Ettinger nearly escapes unscathed, but the post is marred by some lout in tights.
* The Art of Manliness featured Tom Selleck, who is a totally Rule 5 dude as far as we’re concerned.
* GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD, the Rule 5 Blog of Justice, had Britney Speers. Then the lovely Jade Ewen.
* The Reganite Republican Resistance reminds us of the important side effects of the Gipper goading Gorby to tear down that wall: Linda Vojtova.
* Yankee Phil, in a bold move, poaches on Troglopundit’s Danica Patrick territory. Blog war in 3…2…1…
* Proof Positive sees GSGF’s Britney and raises her a Lindsay. It’s bimbo rehab week at Rule 5 Sunday.
* The Classic Liberal: “This week we have the beautiful Carrie Underwood and those lying politicians!” (emphasis on the pleonasm in the original).
* Paco Enterprises was torn between the Boswell Sisters and Jean Simmons. Then he realized that there was no need to choose.
* The Troglopundit, in a Wisconsin post, may have dropped a clue about his secret origin. This could get weirder than Ellie Light.
* WyBlog reports on a tale of New Jersey violence. A Real Housewife got in a real catfight, it seems. Charges included yanking on hair extensions. Also, according to rumor: slapping the spray-on tan, bopping the botox, and shaking the silicon. We’re not sure if the defense was “Like, dude: nothing exactly natural was harmed during the bizrotch-slapping,” but that would be our non-legal-advice defense suggestion.
* Rule 5 Madman Bob Belvedere delivers the goods:
o Dorothy Malone
* Makes My Brain Itch has a humorous take on PETA, plus a penguin to keep it cool, keep it cool. Come and see the show.
* Fishersville Mike, with justifiable satisfaction, reminds us that he called Miss Virginia, Caressa Cameron, our new Miss America out as early as last June.
* At the Point of a Gun echoed Caressa Cameron, and then provided Lady Gaga with a Shostakovich chaser. Finally, a scientific examination of the hotness of Stacy London and Adrienne Janic. I’m against Stacy London on the basis of her annoying co-host, but that’s me.
* Gahrie’s Grumbles and Groans picked up the Miss America winner, and hopes we can get past all of the genetic concerns. Hear hear.
* Here’s My Thing introduces Odette Yustman, who has fine taste in crochet.
* A Conservative Shemale features Adam Baldwin and Yvonne Strahovski.
* The Pirate’s Cove, the godfather of Rule 5 Sunday, has a pinup of a skater.
* Right, Wing-Nut! has some Amber Lee Ettinger, who, sadly is discovering that politics is something about which one emotes at one’s peril. Boo hoo.
* Rightofcourse featured Kelly Brook.
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Admin wrote:
How dare you suggest I’m just glomming onto this as a lame pretext to post pictures of a scantily clad Blonde Hottie! Ahem…
Well I’m shocked and out-rag-gid ya didn’t post more photos of said hottie. If these sorts of hijinks continue, I’m gonna start lookin’ to see if Kim Du Toit’s Nation Of Riflemen and Babes is back on line.
America just ain’t what she used to be.
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Frankly.
I think whites who post such photos of white women contribute to giving the impression to black men, that white women are whores and free for anyone who just wants to take em…
i don’t think it is in any way respectful to white women… just my honest, perhaps incorrect opinion..
either whites are serious about white women not being whores, and we wish to encourage them to show some restraint.. rather than trash themselves, or we are not..
anyway…
Mike: we miss Kim too! And until his triumphant return we would be honored to post pictures of scantily clad hotties for your delectation!
Anon: Does being born without a sense of humor cause any pain or swelling? Do they make a cream for that?
Um, let’s be real here … Who wants 72 virgins?
Just sayin’ …
Double Heh!
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