This weeks Rule 5 is dedicated to Joanna Krupa, the lovely willowy blonde who was kicked off DWTS this last week. I, believe it or not, was not familiar with this young lass until seeing her on DWTS…
Of course the shame is that by not winning its become clear to me that she will not have the money to help her find appropriate treatment for her ongoing and persistent clothes allergy, please try to contain your horror…
We here at NOC wish Miss Krupa every happiness in life and here’s hoping she never finds the cure for her ongoing and persistent clothes allergy!
And now on with the linkfest…
Appealing to the Motherland to raise birthrates?
Just in case Joanna didn’t sate your booby appetite? Gentlemen get your geek on!
Founding viable white communities?
Diversity continues to be awesome in Baltimore!
Does the ADL manufacture hate?
A conversation with Alex Linder. I agree with him that there’s nothing “wrong” with Whites, disagree (of course) on religion. Overall a very good interview.
Happy Birthday!
Diversity continues to be awesome in Denmark!
“Freedom is the right to say two plus two is four?”
Do Black churches create hostility toward whites, or merely cater to it?
Are gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis racist?
Princeton gets in touch with its inner pussy?
Have you taken the Freedom 14 challenge?
Heh! Cartman becomes a White Nationalist?
As always, get some R&R and be ready to hit it first thing Monday in the dark early AM!
More rule 5 goodness!
* Here’s My Thing introduces Shauna Sand, who can help Carrie Prejean through “difficult process of properly exploiting her humiliation for profit as she herself is doing with her own “candid” sex tape”. He also has Kati Holmes and Lady Gaga.
* Berman Post features the Japanese “social life preserver”.
* American Glob, in contrast, gets to the bottom of things.
* Piece of Work in Progress features a ‘Dahlhalla’ clip.
* Kottke has a picture of Megan Fox that is classified NO TROGLOPUNDIT. I don’t want to be responsible for the effects of him experiencing this material.
* American Power notes Marisa Miller at Victoria’s Secret. While he was merely shopping a holiday gift card, no doubt. Also in lingerie mode was Leighton Meester
* Yankee Phil brings important Nicole Kidman news.
* Don Surber posits the Babe Theory of Revolutions, h/t Insty
* Smash Mouth Politics brings Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad/Tobago. Hei, domo mon!
* Troglopundit, in a move grossly disrespectful of Stacy McCain, endorses Johnny Depp for ’sexiest man of the year’. Upon further review, we see that he’s deployed a question mark as a sort of fig leaf. The Danica Patrick fixation still dominates his blog, however.
* Three Beers Later has half a minute of Marx Brothers animation set in Hawaii for your retro palate cleanser. Other travel advice here. Also, a rodeo bar stool trick. This blog does not recommend such cruelty to barstools.
* Fischersville Mike brings us a larger-than-life Sarah.
* Obi’s Sister also featured Johnny Depp, badly in need of blue-jean bailout.
* Rightofcourse, who has apparently cornered the college cheerleader market, brings us Ohio State.
* Or perhaps not, as The Eye of Polyphemus gazes in monocular wonder at the University of South Carolina. Recalls a saucy joke about the other USC.
* Paco Enterprises, the seat of all things Rule 5 Cultural, brings the Andrews Sisters.
* The House of Eratosthenes forges ahead with the Alphabet of Pulchritude project. This week, in a sci-fi geek triumph, Pamela Hensley defeats Olivia Munn. Oh, that horny Morgan.
* The Classic Liberal weaves Gemma Louise Atkinson and a very libertarian summary of why the Federal Reserve Draws Vacuum.
* Political Byline manages to serve up Levi Johnston for the ladies in an appropriate way.
* WyBlog reveals an unknown interest in feet with Christina Ambers.
* The Camp of the Saints continues to rock Rule 5 with Angie Dickinson, Elizabeth Ashley and blotto skateboard chick.
* The Daley Gator laments bikini distractions, but laments neither Stacy Keibler, nor Katherine Heigel.
* A Conservative Shemale brings Van Damme on Von Teese, Cory Everson, and some tubthumping.
And don’t forget that the Rule 5 originates at the ever sassy The Other McCain blog!
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Thanks for the link [and for the dancer].